Trade In Your Old Car Early at Frank Myers Auto Maxx…Even If You Owe $3,000, $5000 or $7,000 MORE THAN IT’S WORTH
If you are old enough to have a driver’s license, you may be the latest victim of this curse of spring. It’s not that much different from spring allergies or hay fever. This new affliction doesn’t discriminate against age, race or occupation. It’s called Old Car Fever – that bad feeling you get behind the wheel of your old car.
TAKE THIS SIMPLE QUIZ TO DETERMINE IF YOU HAVE COME DOWN WITH A CASE OF OLD CAR FEVER.
1. Does Driving Your Old Car Make You Feel Sick To Your Stomach?
2. Do You Sneeze Every Time You Turn On The Air Or Heat – When Those Pesky Particles Fly Out Everywhere?
3. Do Your Eyes Water Each Time You Pass A Nicer, Newer Car On The Highway? Tears Of Envy Perhaps?
4. What About Hives, Congestion And Swelling In Your Mouth And Throat? Does Just Sitting In That Old Thing You Call A Car Bring On These Symptoms And More?
This spring the Car Doctor, Tracy Myers, advises that car fever sufferers need only ask one final question to discover the cure for what ails them. Drumroll please . . .
“Are you sick and tired of your old car or is that old car actually making you feel SICK or UNSAFE?”
If you answered yes, you, dear one, are suffering from a bad case of Old Car Fever and the Car Doctor, Tracy Myers, has just the cure . . . A nicer, newer car that will clear up your head and make you feel like singing again.
Myers says, ”This month, trade in your old car early at Frank Myers Auto Maxx, even if you owe $3,000, $5000 or $7,000 MORE THAN ITS WORTH.”
So what’s standing between you and that new car you want so badly? Is the issue that old car you’re driving? The one that’s making you sick?
Are you worried it’s not worth enough?
Do you think you’re stuck with your old ride forever?
Embarrassed to find out how much it’s worth?
Worried you are so upside down that you’ll be laughed right out of the dealership?
Stop it! No need to worry. Shake it off. The CURE FOR CAR FEVER can be yours today and that old car you’re worried about – that old clunker is actually your ticket to freedom – consider it the prescription that will help you feel better today.
The Car Doctor, Tracy Myers, will spring you out of your old car this month by offering you his special CURE FOR CAR FEVER – Even if you owe $3,000 or $5,000 or $7,000 more than it’s worth. “
Yes, it’s true . . . the Cure for Car Fever can be yours today, but only if you visit Frank Myers Auto Maxx before the cure runs out.
Quack Car Dealer Or Trade Payoff Prodigy?
At this point, you may be asking yourself if Myers is a bit of a quack? Or maybe he’sjust cracked up? How’s he supposed to make any money and keep his business strong if he’s paying off cars that are so over-the-hill?
That’s a real good question and one that deserves an answer. The Car Doctor, Tracy Myers, isn’t crazy. He’s got a fever too, a SPRING FEVER so bad that he will do just about anything to clean out his lot and make everything fresh again. Tracy Myers always wants to help people drive nicer, newer cars and works hard to create ways to deliver value and solve problems for people every month. Springtime isn’t any different.
The Car Doctor, Tracy Myers, knows his CURE FOR CAR FEVER gives Winston Salem residents a new lease on life, clears their head and improves the lives of everyone around them. “I’m ready to clean out my lot and make room for new inventory.”
“It’s spring-cleaning time around here. At the same time I’m cleaning up, I’m also helping people find a CURE FOR CAR FEVER. And the best thing is, my cure helps Winston Salem residents feel great again! I say, out with the old, in with the new,” remarked Myers.
“Bring your old car into Frank Myers Auto Maxx this month, even if you owe $3,000, $5000, or $7,000 MORE THAN ITS WORTH! I’ll work hard to find a cure and get you driving a nicer, newer car just in time for that trip you want to take, even if that trip is just around the corner to grab an ice cream. Cruising in style is always fun, especially in spring when everything comes alive again.”
We Don’t SNEEZE At Bad Credit!
Is your personal issue a little more embarrassing? No, this isn’t about things growing out of places where the sun don’t shine. It’s the credit thing, the dark secret that really isn’t any big whoop at Frank Myers Auto Maxx. Almost everybody has something they don’t want to talk about on their credit report.
“So if you’ve had a little trouble with credit. Heck, even if you’ve had A LOT of trouble with credit, stop worrying about it; I say Gesundheit to those old feelings of shame. At Frank Myers Auto Maxx, bad credit is something we deal with all the time,”Myers stated.
In fact, at Frank Myers Auto Maxx, their team of “Everybody Rides Program Specialists” work extra hard to help people who can’t help themselves. “We make it our personal mission to help people feel better by giving them the chance to rebuild their credit scores. It’s what we do at Frank Myers Auto Maxx and we do it with a smile on our face. It makes us feel good to help people hit the restart button,” Myers boasted.
Their secret formulas will go to work on your unique challenges and cure your bad credit woes today. Their “Everybody Rides Program” works overtime to get you approved today!
There IS A Limited Supply Of The Cure!
But don’t wait too long. In one of the few serious moments during our conversation, Myers told me that he was only going to be offering the CURE FOR CAR FEVER event until April 30th. “If you snooze you lose,” Myers stated. So, make time today to cash in on the CURE FOR CAR FEVER.
Important Safety Information About the CURE FOR CAR FEVER:
*COMMON SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: less trips to the gas station, financial difficulty for your neighborhood mechanic, happier kids while driving to and from playdates, sidelong glances from attractive women/men at stoplights, less sleepless nights spent worrying about repair bills, showing up on time for work, and even more happy results due to driving a nicer, newer car.
*THE CURE FOR CAR FEVER CAN CAUSE SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS, INCLUDING: cutting into your social media time due to more time spent spending face time with friends and family, increased confidence that leads to a job promotion that then leads to you taking that much deserved 7 day cruise with the love of your life, and yes, this might be an exaggeration but so what? Driving a nicer, newer car can be your first step to a better life and at Frank Myers Auto Maxx, Tracy Myers makes it easy to make your car dreams come true today.
To reserve a VIP appointment with a Frank Myers Auto Maxx CAR FEVER specialist please call 336-767-4069 right now or visit the Car Doctor in person today at 4200 North Patterson Avenue in Winston Salem.
Come early for the biggest deals and best selection.
*Uncle Frank Sez: “YES…the following offer is real and there is no need to pinch yourself. Please know that offers may not combine & some negative equity may be refinanced. Financing requires bank approval.“
