Parrotheads, beach bums, and sun worshippers, listen up! I’m on a mission to make buying a car as relaxing as lying in a hammock on a beach at sunset. Ok, that may be going a little too far but you get the drift.
I’m staging my own kind of revolution, a FLIP FLOP REVOLUTION, to make buying a car as comfortable an experience as slipping into your favorite pair of flip-flops.
What has gotten into me, you say? Car shopping doesn’t have anything to do with flip-flops, suntans or relaxing in any way. Car shopping is stressful and that’s just the way it is!
I disagree! I absolutely hate that most people dread walking into a car dealership, fear being closed in upon by fast talking salespeople and worry about being taken advantage of during the car buying process. That’s not the kind of business I run, and I’m ready to tell everyone within earshot how we do things differently at Frank Myers Auto Maxx in Winston Salem!
So this brilliant idea of a FLIP FLOP REVOLUTION came upon me one afternoon just as I was settling in for a summer siesta. Visions of happy drivers filled my head. These people actually left the dealership with a big smile on their face—ready to drive all over the place in their nicer, newer cars this summer, leaving with a cooler ride than they ever imagined possible!
Plus, during my FLIP FLOP REVOLUTION, we’ll pay you up to $4,579.00 more for your car than it’s worth so you can flip out of your current car and flop into a nicer, newer car you’ll really love!
It’s not just a relaxing experience I’m after, it’s one with a big payoff for you! Without happy customers, I’m nothing. I need your support to keep my business thriving all summer long.
Together, we can change the way people feel about shopping for a car! It’s fun and flip flop fabulous to shop for a nicer, newer car at Frank Myers Auto Maxx!
FRANK MYERS AUTO MAXX DOESN’T GIVE A FLIP ABOUT BAD CREDIT!
Bad credit keepin you at home on the couch? Come lighten your mood and join the party at my FlIP FLOP REVOLUTION at Frank Myers Auto Maxx. We’ll work harder than a blender during a Jimmy Buffett concert to get you approved.
So don’t even think about letting past credit problems keep you away from my Flip Flop Revolution because I’m making it simple to get approved and just like flip-flops, our application process is relaxed! Our bankers can’t wait to do business with you, regardless of your past credit history. Flip off past credit woes at Frank Myers Auto Maxx today so you can drive home in a nicer, newer car.
I’ll say it again! It’s summertime and the livin’ is easy, especially here at Frank Myers Auto Maxx. I’m making Frank Myers Auto Maxx a summer escape from normal dealership dalliances. With my “Everybody Rides” program, we match you with the lender most likely to approve your loan. It’s a fast and easy breezy process designed to make your experience unlike any other. Our goal is 100% approval.
TAKE A STAND & SAVE TODAY
Join my FLIP FLOP REVOLUTION and stop driving a car you hate! I’ll pay you up to $4,579.00 more for your old car than it’s worth when you flip out of your current car and flop into a nicer, newer car this week at Frank Myers Auto Maxx.
Join my FLIP FLOP REVOLUTION and stop driving a car you hate! I’ll pay you up to $4,579.00 more for your old car than it’s worth when you flip out of your current car and flop into a nicer, newer car this week at Frank Myers Auto Maxx.
Take a stand against past credit problems at The Flip Flop Revolution. We’ll join together to free you from past mistakes and create a future so bright you’ll have to wear shades.
Past credit problems should not keep you from the fun at Frank Myers Auto Maxx.
So slip into your flip-flops and flop on over to Frank Myers Auto Maxx today. Come down to my FLIP-FLOP REVOLUTION this week and see for yourself why summertime just got a little bit breezier.
Just imagine driving to the beach in your nicer, newer car? Heck, even driving to drop your kids off at summer camp feels more relaxing in a new ride.
I’ll help you flip out of your current car so you can flop into a nicer, newer car you’ll really love because I’ll pay you up to $4,579.00 more for your car than it’s worth.
Fire up your flip flops and hurry in cuz the Flip Flop Revolution is only going until August 31st or until we’ve flip-flopped 127 cars. Shop today for the best selection!
To flip out of your current car and flop into a nicer, newer car you’ll really love and get up to $4,579.00 more for your old car than it’s worth contact Frank Myers Auto Maxx at 336-767-3432 or visit 4200 North Patterson Avenue in Winston Salem, NC today!
You can also start the quick and easy credit approval process by going to https://www.FrankMyersAuto.com. Or call 336-767-4069 and set a VIP appointment right now.
Hurry in, The Flip Flop Revolution ends on August 31stor after we’ve flip-flopped 127 cars.
Join MY Revolution Today & Relax In A Ride You LOVE!
See You Real Soon,
Owner/Frank Myers Auto Maxx
“I believe everybody deserves to drive a nicer, newer car!”
P.S. If you don’t love your nicer, newer car or any reason, bring it back and we’ll find one you do love! I personally guarantee it!
P.P.S. While you’re relaxing at my Flip Flop Revolution, grab a boat drink, a floppy hat and a microphone! It’s time to belt out our version of Margaritaville for the cameras. All crooners will be entered into a contest to win a $500 VISA check card to spend during your own weekend getaway. We’ll give you the lyrics. You provide the talent.
Uncle Frank Sez: “YES, this offer is real and there’s no need to pinch yourself. Please know that offers may not combine & some negative equity may be refinanced. Financing requires bank approval. Vehicle purchase price affects actual discount.”
